i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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