is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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