Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
