I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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