Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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