Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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