I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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