I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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