she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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