i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this just has baby written all over it
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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