they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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