If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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