I'm eating all of the evidence.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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