You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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