so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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