Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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