If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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