Well douche your snatch and let's go!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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