Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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