i barfeds in our rink
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I want to fling myself into the sun
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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