we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
