dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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