So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
