Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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