well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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