I can't breathe out the right side of my face
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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