butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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