2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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