ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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