need another drink. this is the easiest way
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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