I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
