I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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