that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This baby is an asshole
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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