this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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