All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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