I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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