Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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