Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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