I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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