I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Are we still banned from the library?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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