I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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