so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
