Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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