clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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