Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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