So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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