Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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