That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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