is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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