do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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